MANDATE 1: ALL YOUNG ADULTS MUST WATCH MOVIES

By decree of the Council of Elders, it is hereby mandated that all young adults must watch at least 5 movies per week for a minimum of 2 hours per day. Failure to comply will result in the forced viewing of rom-coms starring Nicolas Cage.

Submandate 1.1: All movies must be viewed on a couch, preferably with a bag of popcorn in hand.

Submandate 1.2: No movie may be viewed without first having read the entire script, including the director's notes and the cinematographer's blog.

Submandate 1.3: Failure to watch at least one Marvel movie per week will result in the forced viewing of the entire series in a row, with no breaks.

Submandate 1.4: Learn to appreciate classic rock Go to Mandate 2: All young adults must attend at least one concert per week